A Story About Digestion
A Story about Bill, Ted, Jack, Peggy Sue, and their friend the lemur, who get shrunken and eaten by a hoboman. Made for a project in my Physio class LYRICS WRITTEN BY LELA ROY: This is the story of Bill, Ted, and Peggy Sue And a kid named Jack and his friend the lemur too Well Jack and his friends were driving in his car The car had just been fixed and they hadn't gotten far Jack said "guys I'll turn the radio on I think," But he pressed the wrong button and the car began to shrink -All around the engines sound The car began to spin around But looking out no one was found Of Jack and his friends -The were such a frightened clan And fell into a garbage can, Were eaten by a hobo-man Poor Jack and his friends! Inside the mouth Jack and his friends stayed seated While the hobo-man chewed, and saliva was secreated The enzyme amylase was released and they turned into a bolus, As they started down the pharynx shouting "Jack you really owe us!" They passed a flap of tissue called the epiglottis Which quickly closed the windpipe and forced them toward the esophagus The esophagus was fun, Ted asked "what are these actions?" "Peralisis," said the lemur, "known as muscle contractions," -Everywhere they watched and stared Peggy wet her underware (BILL) "Hey look guys what's that up there?" (LEMUR) "It's the sphincter you fool" - (SOMEONE) "I don't like the look of this, The car smells just like Peggy's piss (LEMUR) "We've passed the sphincter stomach's next" Then Jack lost his cool ...
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